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Hey there , My names Jacky and i just like to reblog things that make sense to me or things that make me laugh, I enjoy music a lot . :]

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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(via humortastic)

stacylaynematthews:

singing along to Azealia Banks likeimage

(via doughnot)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via humortastic)

rhydonmyhardon:

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

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(Source: rhydonmyhardon, via tbhfunk)

asian:

so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said  ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao

(via humortastic)

allforhisgreaterglory:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

(via kingduncandonuts)

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

(via doughnot)

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